Everyone is freaking out about how ‘sudden’ Haru’s change of heart is and I think they’re failing to realize something pretty important. Haru swimming professionally is something that’s been discussed since the beginning of the season, so its obviously something he was…
A HILARIOUS excerpt from the Iwatobi-Samezuka Joint Practice Drama CD that came with the Volume 1 DVD released today (credit goes to fencer-x for the audio rip ^^)
First, some context: the Iwatobi gang was testing out a camera recording and the video playback got messed up for some reason and reigisa shenanigans happen LOL
Haruka: Rei, what’s wrong?
Rei: When I try to playback the recording, the video camera is…!!!
[pushes play] [incoherent fuzzy noise]
Rei: UGHHH it just won’t go back to normal!
Makoto: Let me see!
Rei’s Voice: NO….WATER!!!!!!
Makoto: It’s no good…seems like it’s completely broken…
Nagisa: Hey, let me check it out too~
Rei’s voice: NO….WATERRRR!!!! NO WATER!!!!!!
[Nagisa continues to play Rei’s same line over and over]
Rei’s Voice: NO NO NO WATER WATERRRRR!!! NO WATER!!!!!
[Haru freaks out]
Rei’s Voice (continued): NO WATER NO WATER NOOOOOO WATERRRRR!!!!!!
[Nagisa continues to play Rei’s voice over and over again]
Makoto: This line is putting Haru through a lot of pain! Stop it, Nagisa!
Nagisa: Ehhh?? Oh…uh…then….uhhhhHH UHHHH….
[pushes play again]
Rei’s Voice: WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER
Nagisa: Just…a little bit more…
[pushes play again]
Rei’s Voice: WATER WATERRRRR
Nagisa: Oh yeah, just like this…
Rei’s Voice (in seductive slow motion): Water…….waaaatttteeerrrrrr……
[Haruka freaks out again]
Makoto: Hey wait…Haru~!!!
Nagisa: Hehe, how about a little bit more…
Rei: PLEASE STOP PLAYING AROUND!
NAGISA YOU LITTLE SHIT WANTING TO LISTEN TO YOUR BOYFRIEND’S VOICE OVER AND OVER AND TORMENTING HARU LOL
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
Same. I just had cold brew come out my nose from the laughter.
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog